I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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