belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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