Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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