The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
3pm strippers are depressing
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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