Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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