ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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