so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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