Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
True but thats because hes a fetus.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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