it wasn't lemon gatorade
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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