So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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