Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
false alarm. still invincible.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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