You're completely useless in the revolution.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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