sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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