my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just had sex on a roof
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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