the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
sick fucks of a feather flock together
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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