tell your sister to shave her snatch
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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