I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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