i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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