handjob tips. give me some.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Two words: blizzard sex
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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