either way he was missing a nipple.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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