She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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