Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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