so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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