He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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