she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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