i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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