Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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