Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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