that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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