nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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