there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
either way he was missing a nipple.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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