so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
third nipple confirmed
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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