I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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