If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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