nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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