Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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