I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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