Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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