im about as happy as oj after his trial
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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