hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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