..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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