have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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