they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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