I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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