You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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