On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
whose parrot is this?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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