I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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