Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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