its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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