i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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