The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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